Penis Politics

To those of you not familiar with Kristen Schaal, she's the voice of Trixie in Toy Story 3- I love her stand-up comedy, check her out here.


According to her: men are stuck with the age-old misconception that women want to know about your penis, and that seeing it will make them more attractive. They also need to realize that their penis has far more power over them than it does over us women. She says that penises 'look like a species discovered living on the ocean floor undersea sulfur jets.' She claims that Alexander Graham Bell described his own penis as a pink toadstool or 'the head of a one-eyed vulture sitting on a wrinkled beanbag chair'. 


Robbin Williams said: 'God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time'.


Yet, it is ridiculous to think that men strongly believe that the sign of their pink toadstool will cause women to be overwhelmed with lust.


Al Gore, accused by a masseuse of sexual assault, was quoted saying 'You know you want it!' and was turned on by her resistance.


Then there's Dominique Straus-Kahn. Naked 62-year old with fat belly bursts out of a hotel bathroom and forces his penis into the mouth of a protesting maid who happens to be a Muslim widow half his age, gives him a delusion that convinces him she's loving it although she is screaming no and begging him to stop it. 


Hence given the frequent occurrence of such manly behaviour, civilization's stereotypes can be absolutely falsified. It is insisted that women can't be trusted in positions of power as their judgment might be skewed by raging hormones. Yeah absolutely. We're the ones what cannot think straight because of intense sexual desire.


Clinton, Ensign, Schwarznegger, Craig, Spitzer, BERLUSCONI, the list is never ending. So now think of women officials brought down by sexual derangement. (Good Luck, but please don't bother)


Accoring to the New York Times, women politicians work harder than men in terms of participation in debates, introduction of new bills and more speeches. This phenomenon is found worldwide. Mohd Yunus of Grameen Bank, gives out microcredit to women because men splurge on 'alcohol and whores'. He says that if you educate a man, he educates himself, and that when you educate a woman, you educate a whole family. 


Excerpt from the Daily Beast: 

Charlie Sheen has long prided himself on being a compulsive whoremonger, and one Hollywood madam who supplied him with prostitutes was recently asked by Vanity Fair what Sheen wanted in a woman. “Two tits, a hole and a heartbeat,” she replied.

“Weiner’s job was to make policy, and this is what he thinks of 50 percent of the population?” says Gail Dines, a professor of sociology and women’s studies at Wheelock College. “Women contact him, and what does he see? Not a constituent who needs health care, safe housing, day care; he sees a fuckable object whose humanity is completely erased. No wonder women and children are suffering. We need government to see us as human beings.”

Do women really have to settle for elected officials who view them the same way?

Until female politicians start parading their vaginas to constituents half their age, it is safe to say we need more women to be in power.